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Some not so true facts about the iPhone.

1. On July 11th 2008 Apple releases a new 3G iPhone with unexpected healing abilities. The new more powerful 3G frequency completely eradicates cancer. Steve Jobs later receives Nobel peace prize.

2. After three friends purchase their new iPhones they decided it would be cool to play a giant scaled version of pong using the GPS map feature, with one friend being the ball whom later collapses and dies from exhaustion.

3. iPhone SMASH!!!

4. When the app store officially launched it was later realized that the iPhone was a sentient life form. Apple of course already knowing this, thus would explain why it referred to the phone as “iPhone” and not “The iPhone”.

5. The man who does all those iPhone demonstrations loses his voice. Yet he manages to still do the next set of iPhone demonstrations using only hand gestures. No one notices the difference.

6. Sony realizes that the iPhone is extremely popular and profitable. Sony then releases iPhone. Law suits ensue.

7. The new calculator on the iPhone can multiply by zero. Which in turn finds the meaning to life.

8. In the future the word iPhone replaces all nouns here is an example of a conversation.

Greg: “I totally banged iphones iphone last night and when iphone was done at your iphone we went to my iphone and kept going.

Steve: “Your the iPhone!”

9. The mysteries of the ancient hieroglyphs in Egyptian temples were found to be iphone design schematics.

10. iPhone went back in time just to tell Moses all ten commandments was written by the iphone in less then 2 minutes.